AKA the Freaks and Geeks in my life
This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for all of the Fartners in my life. In case you didn't know, here is the definition of a Fartner: "a friend or a family member, also short for fart partner." My niece Ophelia was the one who taught me the word Fartner. She's four, which might explain the silly sound of the word, and also the part of the definition about fart partners. But this Thanksgiving, I am going to take this word into a different light. Here's my own definition of a Fartner: "a person who has stuck with you, who has helped you out, who has been there through thick and thin, a close friend, someone you trust, a person you wouldn't want to lose for the world. Also, a fart partner." Because let's be honest, if you can't even fart around your Fartners, then why even bother. So in light of my new definition of Fartner, here are some pictures of some of the biggest Fartners in my life.