"Gatsby is Gunned Down"

Jay Gatsby was shot and killed while relaxing in his pool last night.  The shooter was reported to be George Wilson who after shooting Gatsby turned the gun on himself and took his own life.  The reason he killed Gatsby was because he was under the assumption that Gatsby killed his wife, who was allegedly "having an affair with her".  George's wife was killed the night before when she was struck by a car that George thought Gatsby was driving.  

     After further investigation the police found out that Daisy Buchanan was the one driving Gatsby's car that hit and killed Myrtle Wilson.  It was later found out from a private source that Tom Buchanan was the one having an affair with Myrtle Wilson.  Tom Buchanan came to the police before Gatsby was killed describing Myrtle's death "An Auto hit her.  Instantly killed".  It was later found out that George Wilson found out about Gatsby's car because he overheard Tom's conversation with the policemen.

     Gatsby was killed wrongfully for something he did not do.  If George wilson was alive to be prosecuted, he would be to the fullest extent of the law for the crimes that he committed. Please give your condolences to Gatsby's family and keep them in your prayers.  His funeral will be held this Thursday at The Arlie Funeral Home.

 

In loving Memory of Jay Gatsby

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