Gemma and Jenny Present ...

Oh just go DO ONE!

Online ranting with fuckloads of swearing (like "nutsacks", "cockcake" and "feltchbreath")!

THIS WEEK...


"I'M SOOOOO BUSY!"

Ever get pissed off when people say this (but can then accurately name the current members of the Big Brother house AND spend half their life playing Candy Crush Saga on Facebook and BLOCKING UP YOUR NEWSFEED WITH THEIR WANKY
8-FIGURE SCORES!)?


ENTER JENNY & GEMMA

"But I haven't even got time to wipe my own arse".

We're calling BULLSHIT on one of the largest excuses out there and the people who use it. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

We're all guilty of it. I said it yesterday instead of going for a walk. And it was a pile of hot cock.

You don't have to be like this.

Fancy fucking that all off and actually DOING shit instead?

Join us in a big, fat, live  TELE-RANT and find out how to deal with people who are too busy  to finish their fucking sen....

HILARITY WILL ENSUE. GET INVOLVED.

THURSDAY 7th MARCH
8PM GMT

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