New Santa needed! Santa is sick and we need a replacement ASAP!


Santa is sick due to one of his elves and needs your help to save Christmas! The job pays with smiles from children all around the world, all of the cookies you can eat, there is also a bonus of one present of your choosing. You must deliver all of the toys by the end of the night or no bonus. You have to have a long white beard, jolly, be 300 pounds or more, have a Santa suit, and you have to have a reindeer driving licence to apply or we will not accept it. As for the Santa suit, if you do not have one please tell us and we will have our elves tailor one to your size. Please call 1-800-HOHO before Christmas Eve to apply.

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