The Birthday of Jon Bennett
Born on March 14, 1983 (according to Facebook, at least); Jon Bennett is a father, husband, brother & a man who enjoys the word "wiener" (also according to Facebook. Seriously).
But you can only find out so much about a person from a Facebook probe. So I turned to the world's #1 source of aggregated information: The Google.
Jon Bennett is an American actor best known for playing Aaron Samuels in the 2004 film Mean Girls, and his role in All My Children. I have never seen All My Children but knowing Jon Bennett I can safely assume he played the role of a snakey scumbag. I bet if you IMDB him (nice use of an acronym as a verb) you'll likely find the name of his character to be Snake Scrumburg or Choch Longburns.
Plotting his next move
What's next for this man? Who knows. But I can surely tell you what's not next because Jon Bennett only accomplishes things once & then moves on.
"There's far too much to accomplish in this world to be accomplishing things more than once."
- Jon Bennett
Here's a list of what he's already accomplished:
- World Domination (through the eyes of Lily & Kaley Bennett)
- Being a 20-something
- Eating carrots
- Internet fame
- Kicking dirt on a rec-league umpire's shoes
- Mega Man 2
- Chugging Smirnoff like a boss
- Creating a mix tape
- Eating a whole plate of food! ...Almost
- Becoming Loser Bowl Champion...
- And then winning the Katy Perry Trophy Belt
- Karate-chopping kindergardeners