Special "Uncle" Ed

By: Jeremy Wolf

Everyone has that uncle


The one that has every little thing
Example
We were duck hunting
And stumbled upon a creek filled with salmon
"Quick, Jeremy get the harpoon" he said

Everyone has that uncle

That forgets
Everything
But remembers the wrong thing
Like your birthday
Or the time to pick you up after school
Or the time you loaned him $10
He forgets

Everyone has that uncle

The one they give you pointless advice
Like make sure not to eat that it's only rat poison
Or don't have three girlfriends
At the same time
It does not end well

Everyone has that uncle

The one you respect as much as you love

The most interesting man in the world is not that Dos Equis guy
It's him

The uncle everyone seems to have

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