Wow just wow I thought I was the only one here. Oh wait, I am.
20 Reasons Why you should never buy a pet deer- seriously unless you are a zoo keeper
So this what I was told when I had an obsession with deer when I was a kid and wanted one really bad.
- They will eat the couch
- They will eat your hair
- They will eat the cat's dirty litter
- They can break the walls
- They can carry diseases
- People will think you are weird
- It can't sleep in your bed
- It will be lonely
- It will break the windows
- It will leave mud everywhere in the house
- You can't fit it in the tub to clean it
- It will scratch the wood
- It might kill you
- You might never leave home since you love it too much
- We don't have deer insurance
- How are we going to fit it into the car
- When do have time to take it to the vet
- It will knock down things
- It will break your toys
- Finally it make the neighbors call the police
Yet still being the stubborn kid I was, I begged them until I got one. Well, sort of, it was a stuffed deer.