Camp time fun

Dear Momma,

I have been living here for months now and not only is it very dangerous, but IT IS EXTREMELY BORING! Sometimes they let me play baseball but they don't call fair. I have to pass the time by watching chickens kill each other. But whats worse is that we can't even eat them. But don't get me started on the grub here. The best thing we have here is the coffee. It has many bugs and mold spores all over. Here I'll give ya a recipe. I would love to have this at home. It takes

3 teaspoons of sugar

two scoops of coffee mix (preferably 1 month old)

and finally some grubs for nutrition

I want to come home so very badly, but I know that it will be a while before I can come home.


Joffery Hayes

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