Aliens letter to home town
I have landed on some strange land where everything is rocky and hilly. People say it is the mountains. There are wooden poles apparently called trees, strange wooden things called houses ,and there is green wavy stuff apparently called grass. There is also blue stuff that falls and are called water falls , there is water streams called rivers. The strangest thing of all is there is strange furry things that are moving. The people said that this strange white stuff is falling, so i am going to follow them south to see where they are going.
Sincerely, your slimy little son Chongling.