Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. Sarcasm just adds to the many reasons of why I'm funny. I speak the fluent language of sarcasm. Over the years it has just become an automatic reaction, and I can't stop myself. I usually win arguments because of it, and then get in trouble. But its hilarious. I use it to get the last say in an argument. For example, I got into a fight with a really annoying child, and before I walked away I said "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: Your absence". Obviously I won that argument. It can be hurtful though, that's why its my gift and my curse.