Sarcastic

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. Sarcasm just adds to the many reasons of why I'm funny. I speak the fluent language of sarcasm. Over the years it has just become an automatic reaction, and I can't stop myself. I usually win arguments because of it, and then get in trouble. But its hilarious. I use it to get the last say in an argument. For example, I got into a fight with a really annoying child, and before I walked away I said "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: Your absence". Obviously I won that argument. It can be hurtful though, that's why its my gift and my curse.