May your cake be sweet, your presents be expensive and your day be wonderful. :P
If your cake is dry and your presents wrapped in newspaper, you still have
ME! • Quick, you may wanna blow out your candles because I think I used dynamite.
I wish we were siblings; then I'd annoy you morning through night singing the birthday song.
We are SO best friends; I've been singing for hours and haven't gotten killed yet.
It's your day to be spoiled, so if I see you touching the dishes I'll punch you.
Ok, so your present is leftover candy from (last holiday). right? • I know you don't like cake, so I bought you 1,000,000 lollipops.
It's the time 2 get crazy....
So enjoy your day and party hard
HAPPY B-DAY JON !!