Dead OR Alive

First Name: Santa          Last Name: Clause                                                                         

Crime Committed: Breaking an entering and stalking.                                        Last Place Seen: Stuck in the Nielsen's chimney.                                                                           Accomplices: Mrs.Clause and Rudolph                                 Victims: All of America                 Reward: All of his Christmas elves, toy factory, and every gift the elves have currently made.  This man looks happy and jolly, don't let his marshmallowish looks deceive you. He is a very dangerous man he has broken into a grand total of  7,264,763,900 innocent family's homes this year . Beware the "marshmallow stalker" always knows when your sleeping & awake. So lock up your homes because Santa Clause is coming to town.

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