"But where did that bone-shaped cookie go?"
"Ya sitting on the floor is not all that it's cracked up to be."
"Oh no, don't give me that puppy-dog face."
"You said you'd take the blame for the carpet...what happened?"
"Come on, one more ride"
"I wonder what its like to be a dog"
I'm tellin' ya - life's all about poop management, kid!