Callthecops.net  

Kira Parsons

Callthecops.net uses a lot of false Political new. Its simply Infotainment!

No really, it's all Incongruity. Everything on this page is way to absurd. They intentionally target police and cops and make jokes like how the police men that are in vacation hot-spots get to wear shorts and go shirtless.

New police shorts?

Now would you actually believe that 'most' cops wish they were firefighters? The truth is, if they actually wanted to be a firefighter they wouldn't have a problem doing so. In the article, "Police job satisfaction survey shows most cops wish they were firefighters", they give no credible source. They have no prof that any of their statistics are true!

Police vs firefighter

Still have a hard time believing me? Go to their 'About Us' page. It states,

"Call the Cops

This site is a satire of the current state of Law Enforcement, Fire Fighting and Emergency Medical work. Stories posted here are not real and you should not assume them to have any basis in any real fact. Heck we tend to leave in spelling and grammer errors just to prove we is not the professional media. No reference of an individual, company, or government entity seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm."

Just chillin

Cops are supposed to act fast in tense situations right? Not according to Callthecops.net. In their article "LAPD institutes “Turn around and Count Out Loud” policy to de-escalate tense calls", they say that they are training officers to turn around, close their eyes, and count to ten. Why on earth would a police officer do that? Doesn't he know someone could die including him? It's pure madness!

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