The Average Body Lice Meeting
By: Charlotte Nolan
- All of us together could start pyrrexhia and sicken the people, but not quite kill them.
- These people on the trenches are far from nice to us, so with this, we can destroy the human population on these trenches with our sickly and deadly diseases!
- With out stinky smell, we can have the whole boat to ourselves because by the time we are done, they'll all be jumping overboard.
- Once these men got our diseases, they would take a hot bath to cleanse themselves and we all know what that means...hot tub!!
- Since our eggs like to cling onto clothes, we can lives in the clothes of the men once they take them off, I think we can all agree that sleeping in clothes would be MUCH more comfy then our set up here.. sleeping on the ground!!
Captain Lice: Who's with me?
Together we can heighten the amount of people who got sick from 15% to 50%, then 50% to 75% and 75% to 100%, then we will.. RULE ALL OF FRANCE
Audience: WOOOOOAAAAAA, lets get em'!