Cleveland Cavaliers

Who should the Cavaliers draft?  BRYCE RAUSCH

Shooting Guard | Southwest Minnesota State | 29 and getting younger

Player stats, strengths + weaknesses

  • Height: 5'6"
  • Weight: 145 lbs
  • 7.0 PPG
  • 0.3 APG

Bryce Rausch, former Sports Editor of an incredibly small college newspaper at an incredibly small school is an incredibly small force to be reckoned with.  He was the 6th man award winner in 4th, 5th, and 6th grade at St. Lawrence, possibly the first to receive the honor 3 years in a row due to the difficulty of being asked not to start games in grade school 3 years in a row.  

Player Breakdown:

Rausch is a tenacious defender, more annoying than effective, but still that's a thing. Due to the minimal attention he attracts on offense he can usually be found on a wing firing 3-pointers with fair-to-poor accuracy.  Problems occur when he's guarded, as most middle schoolers tower over him and therefore Rausch frequently attempts the fade-away 3-pointer, a shot that even professionals only convert 10 percent of the time (Rausch converts 2 percent).   What he lacks in basketball skills he personally feels he makes up for in trash talking.  Studying such experts as Reggie Miller, Michael Jordan, and The Soup's Joel McHale he is known for such gems as "your shoe is untied", "PSYCH!", and "you pass less frequently than JJ Abrams passes on Sci-Fi movies".  

Comparison: PF Chubby from Teen Wolf

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