"Making dead things deader since 2003"
Upon your acceptance as a member, you will receive MATERIAL BENEFITS including a membership identification card that you can brag about to your friends. Some of the other SELECTIVE BENEFITS include access to a members only zombie forum, the possibility to attend our annual Zombie Con, and you'll have the peace of mind in knowing that you will be prepared to survive the zombocalypse.
What is Zombie Squad you may ask?
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Zombie Squad is an elite zombie suppression task force ready to defend your neighborhood from the shambling hordes of the walking dead. We provide trained, motivated, skilled zombie extermination professionals and zombie survival consultants. Our people and our training are the best in the industry.
As a member of our PUBLIC INTEREST GROUP, you will not only learn how to prepare for and protect yourself, but also others during any unforeseen disasters and potentially a zombocalypse. With our nationwide support group of fellow warriors, you will not only be ready to combat the dead, you will become a survivor to help spawn the next generation and build a better, zombie-free world. While there is no guarantee that a zombocalypse will occur during your lifetime, you can find solace in the fact that you were ready at all times with our SOLIDARY BENEFITS.
Supporting our community, nationwide as well as locally, is a major part of our motto. Therefore we participate in several charity events such as blood and food drives to prepare the less fortunate in the event of a zombocalypse.
How do I answer the call to arms?
- Visit us at www.zombiehunters.org
- Locate your local chapter and fill out an application
- Pay the annual $15 or $10 membership fee (an absolutely necessary expense for the safety of yourself and those you care about)
- Receive your identification card to distinguish yourself as one of our brothers (and sisters) in arms
- Let the world know, "I'm ready for the zombocalypse, and I'm proud of it!"
If you do join...
What will I do in the Zombie Squad?
Here at Zombie Squad we believe strongly in the DISTURBANCE THEORY. Therefore our trained professionals will help prepare you for any upcoming zombocalypses. You will also help teach others about the dangers of being caught unprepared during our DIRECT CONTACT seminars and events like our annual Zombie Con. If you are looking for a way to get involved with your community, we also offer several opportunities to participate in charity events. Worried that you won't have enough time to participate? Our solution to this is that we offer public service announcements via our Youtube channel and survival advice articles throughout our website (www.zombiehunters.org). The Zombie Squad website also offers several forums to communicate with fellow members. You can also become a PATRON by donating to our worthy cause. All help is appreciated.
Still under the flawed belief that zombies will not roam the earth and eat your brains? You are still encouraged to join despite being on the wrong side of this CLEAVAGE in society! Though Zombie Squad is a SINGLE-ISSUE INTEREST GROUP, our main focus is not only defending people against our rotting nemesis, it is disaster prevention overall. Regardless of if it's an earthquake, a flood, or a plunge into complete anarchy due to the outbreak of brain-hungry zombies you will never have to worry you are not prepared. If you want to still participate along with Zombie Squad but do not have the means to become a member you are welcome to take part in our PUBLIC GOODS. They include seminars, use of our public forums, access to our online store, and the use of all our public resources on the Zombie Squad website.
Since its advent in 2003, the Zombie Squad INTEREST GROUP has managed to raise tens of thousands of dollars, gathered thousands of pounds of food, donated dozens of gallons of blood, and have had loyal members give their time to our volunteer causes. We also boast over 10,000 members within our forum and throughout our nationwide chapters.
Zombie Squad donates to organizations such as:
- American Red Cross
- American Cancer Society
- Feed my People
- Save the Children
- Juvenile Diabetes
Raising awareness and preperation are the keys to survival
Are you ready for the zombocalypse?