Leah for Jacob
Smarts over looks
Leah Speaking: "Smarts beat looks every time. I should get Jacob because with a good brain, you can do anything. With a bad one, you don't get they guys. Hint, hint Rachel. Trickery is a family tradition. Also, first borns have been married first forever. You can't just change the world, like scrubby Rachel is trying to do. To add on, you can't say no to these eyes.
Dear Rachel: Looks accomplish nothing. Ask the master of looks, Miss Piggy.