Come to France; Give it a chance!
Thousands of soldiers in the trenches provide an excellent all you can eat buffet!! Their clothes provide a great place to hatch your eggs and with tons of people there, its always warm, especially in summer months! It's a paradise and our trenches make for a wonderful place for children to swim! Come see our artillery museum, located right inside the trenches! You'll be able to see all of the weapons that the soldiers use! We hope to see you soon!