The Trenches, France... a lice's paradise.
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The Trenches have everything a lice like you could need... nasty conditions, filth, even sweaty, wounded humans. This disease-rich hot spot has a variety of luxuries to all lice and diseases, no matter the age!
^ Look at that! It's war time folks, and you should take advantage.
The conditions in France right now are perfect for us... diseases like you are already there! Join them! Our friends cholera and French foot are there as well!This war won't be there forever, so book your trip now! Lay eggs, start a family, kill humans, have a splendid time! Many People are dying from the war, so take advantage and live in a lice's paradise! All for only $110!
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