A holly jolly santa
The north pole requires a santa. Must be over 200 years old to apply. Will be paid in milk and cookies and kids joy. Comfy house will be included. 364 days of vacation time. Must not be on the naughty list and must always have strength to go around the world in one day. Please contact us at 331 783 2north pole. Or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.