Come To France; It's love at First Glance<3
Trenches so crowded, so many French men to chow on and infect!
COME TO THE FRENCH TRENCHES AND BE AS HAPPY ME (above)!!! Come here to infect the soldiers of World War I with us... AND put them into a scratching frenzy! Us lice accounted for 15% of all diseases in the British Army and with more of us here, we can account for even more! We can leave blotchy red bite marks and create a sour smell- while we feed on their blood! We have so much fun in these trenches full of dirty men, but we never kill them of course- we love to watch them be tortured! Come to the Frech Trenches and help us infect the men- you won't regret it!