Unmiserable Clevelanders,
you are my lobsters.

Committed relationships are hard, but the past four years with you have been a dream.

Did you know lobsters couple up for life? True story. Thick or thin, bottom of the ocean or against the glass at our local seafood restaurant. Cleveland is a great place to live, work, eat, sing and be because we make it that way. You make it that way. And it would be incomplete with you. So, let's be claw-in-claw, forever.

Happy Valentine's Day!