Wait for it...
Houston....we have separation.
Good evening Ladies and Gents. It's Week 6.
And one man stands alone. He stands atop a pile of carnage of bloodied hands and callused clicker fingers. No one has been able to strike him down from his throne. NO ONE! That man...Von Bologna. Von Bologna edged the Butkuser by .3 points. VB left Pierre Thomas and his 21 points on the bench. Matt Ryan marched to the end, but only to come up just short of My Ditka. Bologna didn't get any love at his QB position as Cam couldn't hit double digits. But he did have 3 interceptions. SO he was making connections. Von Bologna remains undefeated; some guy named Adam Marko drops below .500.
Aside from Slick Nick slamming a six pack of TEAM BEER on the way to victory and the Dead Birds resurrecting for a near 30 point slaughtering, the week was full of TIGHT match-ups. TIGHT....nice. The remaining three games were won by a combined 5.2. Mich-ael To-le-do **clap clap, clap-clap-clap** took down the Peders in the center on the final play. Commish live-tweeted as the Jets kicked the game winner and Thicketburn was kicked square in the testicalli's. Thicketburn holds onto that top loser spot at 1-4. Step ya game up! If this losing streak stays in affect, keep an eye out for Brady Quinn to officially call the Centipedes season.
The Dead Birds followed the 10 pointed toe and some San Fran D-Lattice to victory SMASMASHING KFC Karaokee.
TAKE THAT COLONEL WITH YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES! OH TRY MY CHICKEN! FUCH EWE!
CSpeakerDARF climbed to 2-3, while the DBs fell to 2-3. Such fine company.
I'd like to take a moment to thank Darf for sticking it to OH DANNY BOY, the pipes, THE PIPES HAVE BEEN CLEANED SON. Thanks Darf. One Captain for you.
Now I'd like to take another moment...KC. I can't blame you. The Sky Clouds have Jesus at Quarterback. You were doomed. Try to bounce back. You'll get your chance this week against Not Slick, Might be Sticky, Nicholas. Your matchups look terrible. If I were you, I'd ask Nick for some lube, cause you're about to be raped.
Speaking of rape, TEAM BEER will throw some floories in Ridley's soda pop and expect to have their way with the damaged goods.
Babies and Boxes will slap each other around. The Centipedes will try to avoid losing the fourth week in a row, while Darf dares to dance with .500.
Bologna will try to cut some KFC down and remain UNTOUCHABLE. Maybe Cam shows up. Maybe. If not, the only hope lies in the hand of a ginger.
CLOUDS. DITKAS. SKYS. BUTKUSSSSSS. MATCH UP OF THE WEEK.
LET THE FIRE BEGIN!!!!!!!