ZOMBIE MIX

FROM THE MAKERS OF VAMPIRE MIX

FROM THE CREATORS OF THE POPULAR VAMPIRE MIX

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY ZOMBIE MIX?

Zombie Mix has benefits on benefits. By eating this phenomenal trail mix, you become a healthier zombie by the minute. There are many factors to this mix, and the neurotransmitters are a big one. By eating the serotonin butterscotch pieces, you feel full without consuming too much food! To keep this mix healthy, we use the glutamate chia seeds instead of MSG. Dopamine jelly beans will satisfy your sweet tooth while improving your attention span. What zombie doesn't want to be as strong as possible? With the acetylcholine cashews, this is possible! The neurotransmitters are great, but so are the hindbrain aspects! By consuming the medulla raisins, your heart beat will be instant! (Especially great for zombies!) Zombies are known to be slow, so eat some pons peanuts to have coordinated movements! Reticular espresso beans help with alertness, and cerebellum reese's pieces improve your balance. The subcortical region part of the mix are just as important as the others. The limbic pecans help improve your everyday libido. Hippocampus dark chocolate improves your memory while amygdala M&Ms reduce stress. To experience all the sense, eat the thalamus almonds! The forebrain aspects of the mix are equally as important as the rest. The frontal lobe banana chips help concentration, while the parietal Craisins give you soft skin. The temporal lobe pretzels improve hearing, while the occipital lobe improves your sight.

FOR ZOMBIES AND ZOMBIE LOVERS ALIKE

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