Build Your Own Damn Trophy

With your host Buzz Thompson

"We all know what it's like to recieve an award"

It's flippin awesome. And you'll need an great figure to make it all happen.

Whether you just became Best in the World at your talent, you won your fantasy football league, or you finished in 2nd place in a game of Chess, a trophy is always the answer. And any true winner would build it themselves.

Watch Buzz Thompson guide you step-by-step or take my word for it: Building your own trophy is as easy as 1-2-3. Base. Columns. Figure.

There it is. Now Build

This is your chance to add that "wow" factor. People should want to buy this trophy dinner.

One requirement: Tall. The taller the trophy; the greater the bragging.

I suggest a strong wooden base. Metal is for punks. Marble is something that should be reserved for board games & Congressional Libraries. Get wood.


Gorilla Glue
Something gold or shiney

Here's an example of what you can do