How Doctor Who Ruined My Life

I used to be like you. Carefree, happy even. I had a good job ( I still
have that actually ) a nice family ( they're all doin fine don't worry ) a
decent car ( his name is Alejandro and he's reliable as hell ) a great boyfriend
( married the unfortunate fucker recently ) and a cute affectionate dog ( I will
post his birthday party pictures from last week later ). I guess doctor who
destroyed me emotionally but damn my life has never been fucking better.