Travel to the Trenches of France!
Come to the Trenches of France! The trenches are a great environment to live in and they are filled with soldiers. It is easy to infect the soldiers with the disease we carry, pyrrexhia or what we call trench fever. They will know they were infected when they get shooting pains in the shins, and a high fever. We also leave blotchy red bite marks all over their bodies. They can try to remove us, but they will never be successful. For example, they try and remove us by bathing in huge vats of hot water, but our eggs will still remain in their clothes. The trenches in France are the perfect place for body lice to live.