The new utopia
Do you want to live in a complete dictatorship? If you are like me and you hate making your own decisions just come over and live with me! Plus we have LOTS of CAVE SLOTHS.
The royal governor senior Hoffneg speaks at 1:00 every day at the tree of wisdom. I am of course the ruler of Norris town, and you will call me scroggins the great.
Constructed in a huge cave there really isn't much to see except for the cave sloths and complete darkness