THE FANTASY COMMISSION
The poppycock flag goes to....
Oh Michael Toledo. What a turrible performance. Just turrible.
Look at that beating. Turrible. Poor Toledo. Barely cracking 50pts against the DarfMonster.
Look at Darf, only had 61 points. If DarfBox would've faced any single other person, she would've lost. EVEN THE BABY CENTIPEDES. HELL, EVEN THEY WON.
Put that in perspective, Michael. Let's see some game time. Cowboys Defense versus Drew Brees?! STEP YA GAME UP!
MOVING ON TO THE HELLZ YEAH
The Hellz Yeah Helmet is awarded to those slicks sonsabitches, the Nicholas' of Slicksville for riding their wide receivers to victory with 50+ points. All I know is it's over 50, and I'm not doing the math. Do it yourself. It's so HELLZ YEAH, that he could've beaten Michael Toledo's WHOLE TEAM with just his receivers! (please refer to aforementioned photo above for reaction) The Nickels stopped the red hot rocket, Bocket in his place and ended his Dead Birds winning streak.
Your country men are so, so proud.
FINALLY, THE SHINE HAS COME BACK TO THE SUN...
AND THAT SUN WILL SHINE ON, NOT ON CRAZY DIAMONDS...
BUT A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS
F you Dade County. That's straight from the source. Mr Cap'n Von Bologna himself.
The man struggles with a select button, uses bottle openers to open twist offs, then tries to give away said bottle opener to guests. But GODDAMMNIT HE CAN SCORE.
DCDB GM: "You don't score...until you score."
And score he did. 130.1 points. Dick. Against my Cutters. Take your Sunshine Cup and get the stepping. I don't have time to sit here and praise you. I've got to figure how the hell I'm going to snap out of this downward spiral. Three losses in the last four weeks. So your sunshine ain't so sunny mister.
But way to go you anyway.
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK
or is it?
Von None-Cheesed Bologna Vs the Hot Slickle Nickles.
Can I beat them? Probably not. The Slick Ones already favored by nearly FORTY. He's already beat Team BEER, the Centipedes....now he looks to completed the tri-fecta for the BENNETT TRIANGLE.
HELP ME VON BOLOGNA, I'M MY ONLY HOPE.
Ah f it, just hand him the Triangle.