HiGHROLLER™ INVESTMENTS

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THE THRILL-SEEKER'S PACKAGE

Designed for real HiGHROLLERS™,the Thrill-Seeker's package is chock full of any high risk investment. You've got the Junk Bonds, HiGH-risk stocks, Bonds and all sorts of Equities. You're gonna feel the blood pumping and the adrenaline rushing as you come crashing into those HiGH returns, and those sick figs.

THE SMART GUY's PACKAGE

Not everyone's cut out for the HiGH life, but that doesn't mean you can't rake in some sick returns! With our Smart Guy's package, you'll still bring in the bacon without all the thrills and rushes of being a HiGHROLLER. Money Market Mutual Funds (MMMF), medium-risk bonds and other equities populate this plan, covering all the bases while still letting you cozily sip tea and watch the stacks build.

SKINNY LEGGED PACKAGE

It's hard to make money without risks, and that's what all investments are about. HiGH Risk, HiGH Reward; That's the HiGHROLLER™ way. That being said, it's still possible to make some stacks without risking too much, it just takes longer. 401k's, Savings Accounts & Certificates of Deposits are the staples of this plan.

WHAT IT ALL MEANS

-Equities: Stocks, pieces of companies that are for sale; each share of a stock. Medium-HiGH risk.

-Bonds: Bonds, Baby! A form of security that is kinda like an IOU issued to the bond-holder from the issuer. Depending on the type of bond, it can go from Medium to HiGH risk.

-MMMF's: A group investment in a security like US Treasury Bills. Low to Medium risk.

401k Plans: Retirement funds; plain and simple. Loooow Risk.

Junk Bonds: HiGH risk, HiGH reward. HiGH risk

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