Dear Mr. Stroheim,
I just wanted to apologize for what I did to you and your shoes. I shouldn't have had that kind of disrespect on you especially my one and only boss. I don't even take you as my boss, you are a good friend that tells me what to do.
If you let me keep my job, i promise you i will continue to work at my best and even harder. I will be the employee every boss wants to have. Trust me, i will make you more than proud. I will even clean and polish your shoes.
Please, I beg you to let me get my stuff back together. Without this job, my family and I will starve to death. With you knowing that, you may even dream about me and my family and be guilty. Let's be the "pal's" we used to be.