The Steam Engine
The Answer to All Business Problems
The steam engine was invented in 1781 by James Watt. His parents must be proud because they didn't give birth to person. They gave birth to an irrefutable genius. The steam engine can revolutionize the way we, as a nation, can trade with each other. If you invest in this magnificent contraption, you will be able to start your own trading company, and you can make more than what you spent on the steam engine itself. This is only the beginning, for it will grow to something that will change the world forever.