Things I Want to do Before I Die

A bucket list

Life is too short to do what everyone else is doing. This is a list of my own life goals:

  • Learn to dance
  • Milk a cow
  • Take a spur-of-the-moment vacation
  • Fall in love with the right person at the right time for both of us
  • Own a sensational sound system
  • Learn three jokes that get laughs every time
  • Get an invention patented
  • See a mountain gorilla in the wild
  • Live in an all-electronic house I can control by computer
  • Build my own furniture
  • Solve a whole book of brain teasers
  • Take the road less traveled

Keep it real, yo!