1. Never trust an old lady with your groceries.

2. Take extra good care of your pet bird.

3. How to appropriately budget your money.

4. Love = I like it a lot

5. Ketchup and mustard kill hot pepper burns.

6. Bowl cuts are actually a thing.

7. Hat vs. cane = cane always wins

8. Don't open a champagne bottle with an owl in the room.

9. Entertaining rich people starts with fire farting.

10. Make sure the toilet flushes before you unload.

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3 years ago

Absolutely LOVE this tackk! Dumb and Dummer is hands down my favorite movie. Can't wait till the 2nd one comes out this weekend!