1. Never trust an old lady with your groceries. 2. Take extra good care of your pet bird. 3. How to appropriately budget your money. 4. Love = I like it a lot 5. Ketchup and mustard kill hot pepper burns. 6. Bowl cuts are actually a thing. 7. Hat vs. cane = cane always wins 8. Don't open a champagne bottle with an owl in the room. 9. Entertaining rich people starts with fire farting. 10. Make sure the toilet flushes before you unload.