My Life

January 9th, 1997 I was born in Mongolia. My family didn't stay long because we didn't like the mongolian chicken
Just months after birth, my family moved to Somalia where we eventually took over the entire continent of Africa.
When I was about 5 years old I began school in Ecuador. There, I studied Astrophysics.
Much later in my life I saved the planet from an impending asteroid collision with earth. I was then awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
After saving the planet I went into hiding. I lived under the alias "Orville Redenbacher" and lived out the rest of my days.

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