NEED A NEW HOST
The men in the trenches haven't washed their clothes in weeks, a perfect place to lay your eggs. Lay 8-12 eggs a day with no problems. You can reproduce in the seams of peoples clothing, on their body, anywhere you feel comfortable. There are over 200,000 humans available!! We'll never run out of space or turn anyone down! Don't worry about being caught by the smell you create, the trenches are so dirty they smell awful anyways so no one will notice! Plus, we won't be killing anyone, we just will stop them from fighting, but hey they're not dead so what do we care? Sounds perfect doesn't it? Well, it can be with your help! The only problem is nits are taking over! With your help we can overpower them, all you need to do is come to the trenches. All expenses paid.