Anthem Times

July 3 2122

By Pride 4-8336 (Kellen French)

This day is a bright day for all of our brothers and sisters. Today is the first day that the candle will be distributed and given to all of our homes for us to use to light the way in the dark. This is easily the best thing that we have ever created. Once the candle industry is in full swing it will be one one of the biggest economic giants that this world has ever seen. This will change the way all work during the night. Make sure to look for one soon.

November 7 2130

By Pride 4-8336 (Kellen French)

Today there was a opening in the job of farmer due to some of our sisters being burned at the stake. The production of all bread, fruit, and vegetables will be slowed until all open spots are filled. Do not think about if you want these spots for you might not be granted that job. If this directly affects your group of brothers then you may be in danger of starvation.

January 9 2131

By Pride 4-8336 (Kellen French)

There is a danger on the streets. A brother from the house of the useless has escaped with a large metal object and is going on a rampage on the streets. Until the police is able to apprehend them it is advised that you stay off the streets unless your job requires you to be there. Every body is to be reminded that anything you do that one brother does not agree with is wrong and we do not tolerate wrongness.

March 18th 2131

By Pride 4-8336 (Kellen French)

Come out at 4:00 to see a and help punish a man burned at the stake for his sins. While we cannot say what they did we can tell you that it was a horrible act that can lead to the fall of all of us. If you have been scheduled to be somewhere else you are warned to stay away from the even else you shall be punished. Remember None shall be greater than other.

December 27th 2220

By Zeugmatography 9-7426 (Dylan Howard)

We received the leaked letter which was sent from the House of Scholars to the Palace of Corrective Detention from an anonymous source and it the letter commanded the Officer at the PCD to beat the prisoner to death if he did not state what his illegal business was. After we received this, we proceeded to head to the PCD investigate it for ourselves. When we arrived we asked the Officer if we could visit the prisoner and he said we could not. After asking him an excruciating amount of questions he finally admitted the prisoner was dead. We set up a meeting with the House of Scholars and they agreed to it. We asked multiple questions of why this man was executed and they said “We have rules around here. You can not disobey the law. We gave this man many chances but he did not comply. So we did the lawful thing and I’m glad we did.” This is outrageous; keep following the law you don’t want to end up like this poor man.

October 5th 2221

By Zeugmatography 9-7426 (Dylan Howard)

Many wonder the mysterious which are contained within the Uncharted Forest. If there is a whole other world through there or if it truly hell out there. Earlier today, Bananqui-3767 escaped from the PCD and ran into the forest. If it was heaven in there it surely wasn't nice in there. They found him later throughout the day mauled outside the Uncharted Forest with no sign of life. It looks like this forest more like hell so we suggest you stay away, unless you want to end up like Bananqui-3767.

February 2nd 2222

By Zeugmatography 9-7426 (Dylan Howard)

It’s almost that time again. Spring air is about to infiltrate the Palace of Mating will open. It is a bit sad that you will never know who is your child or they will never know your parents but it will be alright. You all and we turned out alright so for those who question this don’t. It is the law and the law is always right.

August 17th 2222

By Zeugmatography 9-7426 (Dylan Howard)

Rumors have been flying around quite some time now. Apparently, Equality 7-2521, a street sweeper, has found a secret place and he is telling no one of it. He was arrested and beat and sentenced to the PCD till he told of where the secret place is. We are here to tell you the rumors are true. Equality 7-2521 broke out of the PCD today and went back to this secret place and took a invention he made which looks like a glass box. Equality 7-2521 proceeded to the House of Scholars and presented the glass box. The scholars were angry because they believe this invention is evil so they sentenced Equality 7-2521 to death but before they could arrest him, Equality 7-2521 jumped out of the window of the House of Scholars and ran into hell, the Uncharted Forest. They have yet to find him but it is sad how this street sweeper would go this far against the law.

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