HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILLIAN!
Hello, my name is Jiminy Digits. I'm sure you know my brother, Timothy Green. He's kind of a movie star but I'm much cooler. Timothy said you were a big fan of his & we both wanted to wish you a happy birthday but Timothy isn't the sharpest crayon in the box when it comes to interweb type things. So I thought I would wish you a happy birthday from both of us!
Timothy vs Jiminy
Now.... I was thinking since you're such a fan of my brother that maybe you have a crush on him or something (probably not, he's a dork) (um.. and he was born in the dirt). Below I've outlined some differences between me & Timothy so you can decide which one is cooler for yourself:
- All-natural & organic, very "Green"
- Intelligently designed & optimized, very "digital"
- Born in a garden (very dirty)
- Born on a super-highway (quite speedy)
- Eats only veggies
- Eats large bytes (of data, ha!)
- Has leaves growing out of legs
- Has wires growing out of legs
(good for recharging stuff)
- Goes away when crops can't grow anymore
- Disappears in power outages
- Shoots lasers out of finger tips
- Requires fertilizers to grow
- Doesn't smell like poop