When you go to the Honky Tonk
There are few things that can interrupt your fun
Fights among other things
However the most common cause is the Elephant Dancer
They are the guy/girl that once they get on the dance floor
pick up their feet and stomp around like an elephant
For everyone that doesn't know, you SLIDE your feet
Nothing is more annoying than taking a girl on the dance floor
Just to see her stomp around and make a fool of herself
So to all you girls out there
Don't be  the Elephant Dancer in a Honky Tonk

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