Bayern was founded by Pep Guardiola. It was founded February 27 1900. It was founded to beat all of the other countries in the continent of Champions League. After many wins againts other countries such as Borussia Dortmund, Real Madrid, Manchester City and other countries.
In Bayern we have regular families like in the rest of the world that rely on a coach a scout and the offspring. In Bayern like all the other countries of Champions we have royal families that have 11 members. A keeper who in Bayern is Manuel Neuer. 4 defenders that are Jerome Boateng, David Alaba, Dante, and Philip Lahm. One Defensive mid Toni Kroos. The fowards are Frank Ribery, Mario Gotze, Thomas Muller, and Arjen Robben.
In Bayern they believe in the religion of Futbol. In Futbol we praise to the large and mighty Pele. Pele saved Futbol in its darkest times. When the 4th annual World Cup came along in the Land of Mexico, Pele came to the rescue and won the world cup. So just like every other country in Campions, Bayern believes in Futbol.
In Bayern we don't have security or borders. We rely on the safety of our players. No one from the Lands of Real Madrid or Barcelona or any other countries try to mess with us. We know that while Bastian Swenstiger or Manuel Neuer or Mario Gotze stand in Bayern we are safe.