How to Make Pasta Dough, Perfectly

Don't know what one of these is? Well then this might not interest you. But actually you should probably read on anyway because the fact that all pasta doesn't come in a box is blowing your mind right now.
We could teach you a lot.

This is how you make pasta dough:

flour + eggs.


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It's ok. You'll be safe there. But hungry.