Most ridiculous lines and similes in songs.

By: Shannon Boswell

This is in NO particular order.

Paul Simon-" Loves me like a rock..."

In this song, Paul Simon says," My mamma loves me like a rock." What kind of mother loves their child equally to a rock?

Lil Wayne-" I'm laced up like two shoes..."

Seriously, Lil Wayne, no one really cares about you anymore. Plus, that makes no sense at all.

Justin Bieber-" We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight..."

One reason that this is one of the dumbest similes ever is because Bieber sang this. Another reason is that you (Justin) will probably be dead by then.

Justin Bieber-"Baby"

If you are a fan of Justin Bieber, this is to you (Ga-by). All he says through out the song is baby. I counted it and it all added up to 48 times. SHUT UP BIEBER! No one, and I mean NO ONE, cares about you.

Miley Cyrus-" Wrecking ball"

I wish she was hit by a wrecking ball. Anything to stop her from singing. All she keeps saying is," Hit me like a wrecking ball." SHUT UP!

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