My Most Favourite Trip Ever
When I went to this beautiful river, I saw somebody who wanted to commit suicide, so I spoke with him. After talking for about 2 hours, I realized that the man was a Korean version of my mom... The man surprised me by giving birth to a little tiger... So, I congratulated him and went back home to eat fishsticks.
The next day, I went to the mountains with a friend. My friend was a dinosaur; it was driving the car. The day was rainy and the road was slippery; when turning a corner, the car flipped and we were ejected to the top of the mountain. Then, a plane crashed on top of us and we died. Somehow, we came back to life because of a queer shaman who told us :
인터넷에서 친구의 사진 덤비는 것은 위험하지. 잊지마라. (Don't mess with your friends' pictures on the internet. It is dangerous! Remember!)
Then, he disappeared into the smog; but when the smog disappeared, I saw him rolling down the mountain with a horse.