$20 for each raccoon pelt!

You need a summer job. I need a pile of dead raccoons. This is a win-win!

This raccoon is an evil-hearted murderer.

She doesn't care about civility. She only cares about eating the heads off my backyard chickens.  The police won't do anything.  The raccoon lobby is too powerful.  It's up to you, young people.

If you think I'm being drastic, ask yourself what they come for when the last chicken is dead.  You know the answer -- YOU.