Morgen's Proofreading & Editing
- 100% error-free or your money back -
Everyone needs a grammar nazi.
Hi, my name is Morgen. I understand that for some, spelling and grammar can be a real headache. Spellcheck is great, but just doesn't make the cut when it comes to determining whether to use "effect" or "affect". It would be wonderful if we could all be miraculously blessed with a personal FGGN (Fairy God Grammar Nazi) that helps us through the writing process, but due to human encroachment on their natural habitat, FGGN's are increasingly hard to come by these days.
That's where I come in. For a price within the budget of even a broke college student such as myself, I have committed myself to creating a typo-free world despite the alarmingly dwindling population of FGGN's. Help me by allowing me to help you, and together we can make your words into something so flawless, your readers won't believe there was no fairy dust involved.
WHO AM I?
I am currently a sophomore at the University of Texas at Arlington. I am in the interdisciplinary studies program working towards an eventual career in screenwriting and playwriting. I consider myself a well-qualified candidate for all your proofreading and editing needs due to my extensive background in writing and general academic excellence. My qualifications include:
- Background in school newspaper (writing and editing)
- Completion of all literature and composition core courses with a 4.0 GPA
- Correctly answered 100% of multiple-choice questions in writing segment of SAT, with a final score of 750/800 (Before you grab your calculator, that's roughly 94%)
WHAT I DO:
I offer proofreading and editing services for almost any sample of writing, including but not limited to essays (academic, scholarship, or contest submission), resumés, internet publications, cover letters, and business letters.
My proofreading and editing services include correcting the following errors:
- Misspelled words (typos)
- Usage errors (Your vs. you're)
- Punctuation errors
- Grammatical errors
- Optional (at no extra cost) - Personal feedback regarding structure, word choice, content, or other areas of concern in the work.
DISCLAIMER: Please do not request that I compose a sample of writing for you. The only services I am offering are proofreading and editing for a body of work that has already been completed by you.
It isn't news to me that tough times are emptying all our wallets too fast. For this reason, my services are offered at these low rates:
- Less than 1,000 words: $0.10 per 100 words
- 1,000 words or more: $1.50 per 1,000 words
If your sample of writing is less than 100 words in length, I will proofread and edit it free of charge! :)
-100% ERROR-FREE GUARANTEE-
I take pride in my commitment to providing you with a service you can count on. I want to assure you that once I'm through with it, your work will be 100% error-free. In fact, if you spot a spelling, usage, punctuation or grammatical mistake in your writing post-edit, I will gladly provide you with a full refund.
SIGN ME UP!
Ready to get started? Shoot me an email at email@example.com with "MPE" in the subject line and the document to be edited attached. Be sure to include a request for written feedback in the email (not the attached document) if you wish to take advantage of this free service.
IMPORTANT: ***Payments must be made prior to the initial editing process. Be accurate when choosing quantities of services (i.e., 199 words = 1 purchase of 100-word edit, 200 words = 2 purchases of 100-word edit). If your document exceeds 1,000 words, you MUST purchase services in 1,000-word increments.
***Be sure to give at least 48 HOURS NOTICE for documents under 1,000 words and 96 HOURS NOTICE (4 days) for documents exceeding 1,000 words.