WANTED

for a spate of armed robberies

May be armed and dangerous.Approach with caution.

A KOALA RIDING A T-REX. WEARS A CORK HAT. THE T-REX IS KNOWN TO ROAR WHEN PRESSED.

The pair have stolen AA batteries, wombat key rings, plastic plants, and toy animals. They do not listen to reason. DO NOT try to apprehend them yourself. A reward will be granted on their successful capture to whoever provides verifiable evidence that helps track them down.

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