My Digital Bill of Rights

This is my DIGITAL BILL OF RIGHTS and I declare that I am entitled to these rights!

DIGITAL ACCESS

THE MAIN IDEA: I need Digital Access to survive in an ever-changing internet society and not be made fun of because I do not have the same access as everyone else, because on the internet if you don't have what everyone else has you are old trash.

SUPPORTING IDEAS: Digital Access is needed to properly do school work, or work at your job. While some of said digital access is provided to you, you may need to "bring" some of your own.

Also, Digital Access makes you a "person" online. If you don't have access, as i said before, you are a nobody. And I mean you literally aren't considered as a human being.

... from the internet community.
And your reputation has been put in the trash
No one without access is allowed to be a human being on the internet!

DIGITAL COMMERCE

(possibly the most awful thing on the internet)

MICROTRANSACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big idea: Digital Commerce is buying or selling anything online. As with physical commerce, money makes a LOT of problems.

Supporting ideas: The positives of digital commerce are FAR outweighed by the negatives.

Also, microtransactions (purchases in a free service) are THE LITERAL WORST THING IN EXISTENCE.  

DIGITAL COMMUNICATION

The main idea: WOW. This topic makes me RAGE so much that I want to explode and destroy the earth. As with Digital Commerce, the positives of Digital Communication are FAR EXTREMELY outweighed by the negatives.

Supporting ideas: Negative Digital Communication( negative comments, posts, e-mails, etc.) is  WAY more  common than that of positive Digital Communication.

Flame wars Are WAY WAY too common, they MUST be STOPPED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIGITAL LITERACY

Digital Literacy- finally something I can talk about without talking in ALL CAPS.

Any way, digital literacy, being able to read IM language, and code, being able to write code, etc.

One less-known aspect of digital literacy, as i mentioned before, is reading and writing code.

DIGITAL ETIQUETTE

*sigh* I can't do this. I just can't. I spent all my rage steam on the first 3 items.

FINE

the return of the ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!

The Main Idea- Digital etiquette is something NO ONE ON THE INTERNET HAS ANY OF! IT'S AWFUL! I LOST FAITH IN THE INTERNET COMMUNITY AFTER DIGITAL ACCESS! I JUST CAN'T!

Supporting ideas...... Uhhhh... digital etiquette has been talked about extensively, but NO ONE EVER EVER EVER DOES IT O M G I CANT DO DIS ANY MO!!!!!!!  

Another supporting idea........ i guess....... digital etiquette calls you to "limit" flame wars, but you know what i think? YOU SHOULD JUST NOT FREAKING START FLAME WARS IN THE FIRST  PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIGITAL LAW

THEY WON'T GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL THEY?!?!?!?!

The Main Idea: Digital Law is anything that is illegal or legal online.

Supporting ideas. Death threats and rape threats are WAY WAY WAY WAY TOO COMMON ITS DUMB. ITS JUST DUMB. AND THE EVEN DUMBER THING IS THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN PLAN TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THESE THREATS!!!! THEY JUST SAY THESE THINGS LIKE A JOKE!!!! A JOKE !!!!!!!

Also, "swatting" or calling a SWAT team to someone's house on a fake bomb threat is DUMB! IT IS THE DUMBEST THING THAT EXISTS IN THE INTERNET/WORLD. IT. SUCKS.

DIGITAL RIGHTS AND RESPONSIBILITIES

Main idea: Digital rights and responsibilities are things that you must do/respect to be a good citizen on the internet.

Supporting ideas: Here's the problem with this: THERE IS NO ENFORCEMENT OF THESE THINGS!!!

Also, these "rights" that everyone supposedly has, do not exist.

DIGITAL HEALTH

The main Idea: digital health is not watching  "bad stuff" and doing other unsafe things.

Supporting ideas: Downloading viruses is part of digital health.

Also watching "bad stuff" is part of digital health (aka fanfiction)

DIGITAL SECURITY

The main idea: Digital Security is keeping your computer and money safe

Supporting Ideas: As i said in digital commerce, don't bother with microtransactions. They suck.

Also, don't be Hackbait or DDOSbait.