Attention all body lice head to the trenches of France for the best conditions ever

You need warm hosts with lots of clothing WWI has them

You need a place to give birth to 180 eggs

You want a place that your off soring can feed blood 5 times a day

We know you will cant  stay in head hair

And you wont have to because if you go to the trenches of France you'll get all that and more

You can even get from host to host because they huddle together for warmth

And for you diseases out their don't even get me started

the men live in trenches

sleep in trenches eat in trenches

even peep in trenches

so many oprotunities for you tosucceed

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