Let's just face it, feline. We're BFFs.

Dear Felix,

Some might call it forbidden love. I call our friendship perfectly natural. Look at the facts: your untrimmed claws were made to scratch that spot behind my ears — and the one just out of reach above my hind leg. Need I say more?

Sorry for all those times I've kicked you while scratching in time. That, too, is perfectly natural.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Vernon

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